just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm at about main and main street
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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