Ambien. No doubt about it.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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