Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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