see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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