Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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