I just made out with a guy for $7.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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