i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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