Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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