turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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