Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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