you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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