Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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