I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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