This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It's never too late to be topless.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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