I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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