I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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