She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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