barbara walters just said penis...
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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