no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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