Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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