Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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