it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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