didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Come see our sink grown plant.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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