She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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