McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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