Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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