OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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