Christians are straight up FREAKS
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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