Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
