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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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