i permit you to call me
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
