1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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