i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
