she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
