We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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