Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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