who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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