I'm really into asian looking animals
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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