I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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