WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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