Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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