OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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