I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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