I feel like abortions should bother me more
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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