I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
