Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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