This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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