I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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