Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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