the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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