But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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