they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Too much gin, very little bucket
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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