By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
His nipple licking is glorious
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