So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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